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For help and control…

Spent some time yesterday going through email (it goes back a long, long ways) and found my favorite piece of spam (from May 6th), which I will now share with you:
For help and control, their arms are ski poles, which assist them in steering and changing direction. The specialized arms are also used to get food, since they are heterotrophic. They eat the snow, which helps it not to pile up to high and bury their communities and green plants. Green plants aid the Skiums in respiration also, the CO2 just seeps in through their custom breathing buttons and oxygen comes out of their mouth, which goes back to the plants.