We just dropped by Toys 'R' Us and boy was that a kick in the teeth.

Nerf - they had one football and something some kid had thrown up on.

Star Wars - we see one more lameoid Anakin-cum-Vader figure staring back at us from its cardboard prison and we're gonna strangle that Lucas fellow for screwing things up so badly.

GI Joe - hated it back then, hate it now.

Legos - things haven't been the same since they discontinued the Freestyle Bucket.

We tells ya, things just aren't as cool ever since they got rid of them Alpha Flight action figures and its non-poseable Puck.